dear abbey

just wanted to let everyone know that my first writing class went great, so thankyouthankyouthankyou for praying!!! a friend from basketball is also taking the class, so already knew someone! thank you Jesus!
and im not the only homeschooler. more importantly, im one of the only two (me and Caroline) normal homeschoolers. you know what i mean. (and i can say all this because im homeschooled.) ;)
we did this exercise where we wrote down a "Dear Abbey" question on a piece of paper. then all the papers were taken up and re-distributed. we were to answer the question we got. It was more fun than I thought it would be. The people in my group are really creative. and....interesting. :)

how about we try it?? I'll ask the "Dear Abbey" question and you comment, anonymously, your answer.
you can answer however you want to. by that i mean, you can answer comically, seriously, as any character you choose (even an animal or a thing)...however you want!
ok, here's my question:

Dear Abbey,

My husband and I are having a dispute that we just cannot settle about how to screw in a light-bulb. He says that the only way to screw in a light-bulb in clockwise, and I say you can only screw it in counter-clockwise. Who's right??
- Feeling Stupid

EDIT:
here is our only answer. darn
but good answer!

Because I've screwed in a light bult a few times before I say clock-wise. Of course, the only way to know for sure and end the dispute would be to go on and do it togehter. Hoping this wasn't a trick question. And who quarrels over something stupid like that anyway??